One of the best 'singles' ads ever

Friday 22nd of August 2014 15:35

One of the best 'singles' ads ever - Bendigo Advertiser.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire, going to the pub. Candlelit dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.... 

Call  03 5443 1111 and ask for Lucy (see photo) - I'll be waiting.....

Over 150 men and several ladies telephoned and found themselves talking to the RSPCA office in Bendigo!

May be some of dog re-homing charities should try advertising in the "lonely hearts" columns?

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